seinfeld the handicap spot script

George: That's good, we'll give it a try... Jerry: That doesn't work, we'll give 'em Kramer! It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. It's not like we stuck a broomstick in her spokes and she went flying... George: What I don't get is, just because the battery is dead, you think she'd be able to roll up the hill with her hands! In front. Going out to buy an engagement party present for "The Drake," George parks his father's car in a handicap parking spot, after taking Kramer's advice. George: I'm uh... writing a pilot for NBC... Estelle: With his friend, Jerry Seinfeld... the comedian... George: Well, Jerry's car gets hit and the other driver doesn't have any insurance, so the judge sentences him to be Jerry's butler. Elaine: My God this is fantastic! This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. When he got back, he chased after me with a baseball bat. What about that spot I got? Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. This handicapped woman had an accident. We gotta buy a wheelchair. Jerry and Elaine go to have lunch with The Drake after missing his party and discover that he and his fiancée have broken off their engagement. George, am I beautiful? Salesman: Inductive joystick, dynamic braking, flip-up arms, it's fully loaded. Elaine: (Yelling to Jerry in the bedroom) Hey Jerry, come on, let's go. Kramer: Well, I gave her the wheelchair! You're a woman! I'll tell you what chuckles, I give you permission to sublet my room right now. It aired on May 13, 1993. George: Nah, he didn't have anything to do with it... Estelle: He's all together crazy, that one! And then she told me, that the old wheelchair, that wasn't any good anyway! Bye! With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. It's perfect! 22 Sep 2003 – Good for them, love the Drake! Kramer: Who would think these people we're gonna be here? This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. Elaine: What if a handicapped person needs it? Elaine: What about the party? EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. I'm watching every superbowl here, every big fight.... Elaine: Oh man, there is nothing like a really big TV, huh? Episode #417 . First, think of the original airdate episode, where Jerry gives a monologue about a friend getting married and the government in it. The Cougar 9000. This is like... you're almost glad to be handicapped. Jerry (looking at the TV): Look at the picture on this thing... Elaine: Are there any good Italian restaurants around here? Cop: Reckless endangerment of public safety, and violation of traffic code 342-A. Before anything gets done there are meetings. Then the baby, there's another present. Kramer: She dumped me! George: What do you mean? Is that what you want? Elaine: What? The handicap parking spot is the mirage of the parking desert. Salesman: Oh sure, it just doesn't have any of the thrills of the Cougar. IT NEVER ENDS! Said I was a hipster dufus. hospital. She rolled right over me! Yeah, that's a great spot. Lady: That's right. Am I a hipster dufus? Told me to drop dead! You open the door to the car, boom, you walk right into the. That's why, those spaces are always empty. Jerry: You know what, let's go to that mall in Liberal(sp?) Wheelchairs, engagement presents.. ... JASON ALEXANDER SEINFELD SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED THE HANDICAP SPOT EPISODE SCRIPT. We're gonna be swimming in 'thank you's... George: What did I get the veggie burger for? the post office? "The Handicap Spot" (May 13, 1993) SUMMARY George parks his father's car in a handicap parking spot, causing a disabled woman to be injured. You know the feeling. If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Not a scratch on it! Kramer: I got news for you: handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! Elaine: So if you can drive, you're not handicapped? Elaine: Oh, the remote! I know he's not gonna wanna move. Jerry: Yeah! Whatever! $199.95. Lola breaks up with Kramer (telling him that he's not good looking enough for her and to drop dead) and later rolls down a hill in the used wheelchair, which she cannot stop due to faulty brakes. Elaine: Hi! Frank: Anyway, I want you to pick up this big screen TV, and deliver it to her. They later return to find the car completely demolished. Averted with Puddy's Martin Brodeur jersey in "The Face Painter". I'm gonna ask her to marry me. Taking up a handicap spot? Salesman: For example, your tremor-damping. It is the tenth episode of the fifth season, and first aired on December 9, 1993. George: It never ends, this present stuff! In 1995, the scenes in which Randolph appeared were re-shot with Stiller for the series' syndication in the United States. I drew this triangle free-hand. At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. In the final scene, the gang is once again looking for a parking space at the mall, and Kramer tries to talk George into parking next to a fire hydrant, using near-identical rationales as he had at the handicapped spot. George: Alright, alright! Elaine: They don't know anybody in Chicago. I have complete power. George's first job as his father's butler is to retrieve the big-screen TV at The Drake's house, so that it can be donated to charity. A big screen TV? I'm really happy for them. Directed by Tom Cherones. I knew that there have been two Frank Costanza's on Seinfeld although the first one, John Randolph only appeared for only one episode. Oh... you're welcome, you're welcome... (to Elaine) They loved the TV, *loved* it! This is #04-0916 called "The Burning" dated 2/7/98. (Estelle is playing Mahjongh with the ladies). They'll kill us! When they get to his apartment they conveniently find a parking space right in front of Jerry's building. Kramer: Well, you know I went to the hospital today, and I saw the woman, you know, and the wheelchair is totalled, we gotta get her another one! Kramer: Alright, now, we gotta go out. Jerry: (to the Drake) Sure! So you see George, the whole incident was a God blessing! willing these great parking spots. There's no spaces here. ... JASON ALEXANDER SEINFELD SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED THE HANDICAP SPOT EPISODE SCRIPT. Similar sponsored items Maybe they're on their way to Chicago tomorrow and do the whole thing all over again. Good luck finding them... him... whatever. Free shipping . Jerry: Elaine, look. You know, they want everything to be equal, everything! Kramer: Yeah, we ought to all get a house and live together. That's what's so painful about divorce: you get impeached and you're not even the president! Go back to the very beginning of the episode. How did this get to be the crime of the century? Now its about the handicap spot being a mirage and the special olympics! It's rated number one by Hospital Supply and Prosthetic Magazine. Isosceles Kramer. Free shipping for many products! He's gonna pay! It was all his idea! Brodeur went on to play for the New Jersey Devils for two more decades after the episode aired and even after he retired his jersey remains a popular choice with the team's fans. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Once there's no theirs there's no hers, it should be ours. Did I tell you about the spot in front of. Mahjongh lady: Frank, the important thing is, he didn't get hurt! Elaine: Of course you do, it's an engagement party. George: What are we gonna do? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. You should have seen the look on her face. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. George: The better looking they are, the faster they go! What if we all went by the car and started screaming: "There he is, there's the guy that took the handicap spot!" George: You don't know what that spot means to him. (snaps his fingers) We give the keys to Elaine. Jerry: Well there's spaces there, they must drive! George and Kramer retrieve the TV, then reunite with Jerry and Elaine to return it for a refund. At the mall, Kramer convinces George to park in the handicap spot, but when they return to the car they find that a woman in a wheelchair couldn't park in the spot and the battery on her chair died because she had t… When you're married, you're part of a vast decision-making body. Jerry: What are we, John Dillinger? While visiting Lola (Donna Evans Merlo), the injured handicapped woman, at the hospital, Kramer falls in love and feels compelled to replace her wheelchair. (Alison through phone): I gave all the gifts to charity. Elaine: Well, they have to give up some time, they can't stay out there all night? I could have been killed! Eight years! George: Dad, that other car cut us off! That's a lot of wheelchairs! This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. In "The Handicap Spot" Jerry mentions "every big [boxing] fight" in the same breath as the Super Bowl. Elaine: Alright, gimme the phone... it's my "thing"... Jerry (to George): You know, I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo. $150.00 + shipping . Men don't hit a woman! Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? Kramer: Well they don't. In front of my house. In the mid 90's, when 'Seinfeld' was at its peak, NBC held a 'contest' for employees at its owned and operated TV stations around the country. Elaine: Hey, we told you not to park there! You can't beat that spot. Learn how and when to remove this template message, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Handicap_Spot&oldid=981222938, Articles needing additional references from November 2010, All articles needing additional references, Short description is different from Wikidata, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, This page was last edited on 1 October 2020, at 01:08. Jerry: (to the Drake) Oh, wait a second, I'll ask her.. that's a great idea. Aren't they gonna chip in? I don't even like Drake. ... okay... okay, see you later... bye... Elaine: Hmm.. he's so nice! There's spaces in the other lot. Salesman: Alright, this one is about 8 years old. I went to see her. Kramer: I *love* the Drake! George and Kramer go on to buy a used wheelchair which is much cheaper than a brand-new, top-of-the-line model. Having been invited to an engagement party for Drake, Jerry and his friends debate what kind of gift to bring. Calling people I hardly know, and demanding they return expensive gifts, that's my "thing"? Transcribed by: Erwin GerritsOriginally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site http://www.geocities.com/tnguym(Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks). Jerry: What if we created some sort of diversion? George: I haven't even met the fiancee! before we go to the party. She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being. George, who has borrowed his father's treasured car (a 1978-1980 model Mercury Monarch), parks in a handicapped parking space after being urged by Kramer to do so since they couldn't find any spaces. Cop: Parking in a handicap spot. 62. George: I mean, batteries have gone dead before, aren't they prepared for that? (Kramer crashes into some more wheelchairs). George's father Frank Costanza receives an award for outstanding service in helping the handicapped. It is the tenth episode of the fifth season, and first aired on December 9, 1993. But some day, we're gonna be driving along, we're gonna look out the window, and see her crawling along 5th avenue! Jerry: I hate the Drake! Elaine: I'm not going for this, Kramer should go! George: Hey, is it my imagination, or do really good looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else? Even those the The Handicap Spot script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Handicap Spot transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. Let's go... Jerry: Your father got arrested? Hey, there's the TV, Elaine, look at that! I could live out here. I mean, I see they out there on the street, they're zooming around, like a blur. KEITH HERNANDEZ SEINFELD SIGNED FULL 34 PAGE SCRIPT METS SECOND SPITTER BECKETT. ... JASON ALEXANDER SEINFELD SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED THE HANDICAP SPOT EPISODE SCRIPT. Lady: And I would also like to personally thank our gracious host Frank Costanza, who has earned the silver circle award and is our unanimous choice for the United Volunteer Representative of the Month! Elaine: Our big screen TV is probably arriving right now... George: How are we gonna get out of here? I am just. George: Must be one of those rich, spoiled handicapped people, who didn't want to do any work, and just wanted to sit in her wheelchair and take it easy. Jerry. "The Postponement" is the 112th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the second episode of the seventh season. of Jerry's building. (George enters the room from the washroom). It's not hers, it's theirs. Fine George! It aired in the U.S. on September 28, 1995. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. After this episode, Randolph was replaced with Jerry Stiller, who would play Frank for the rest of the series. We'll have to take your car, it's got the most room. $150.00 + shipping . George (excited): The Drake broke up?! "THE CONTEST" / NBC EMPLOYEE PROMOTION. 1 min read, gs: Mariska Hargitay (Melissa Shannon) Anne Twomey (Rita) Gina Hecht (Dana Foley) Jeremy Piven (Michael Barth (TV George)) Larry Hankin (Tom Pepper (TV Kramer)) Kevin Page (Stu) Laura Waterbury (Casting Director) Elena Wohl (Sandi Robbins (TV Elaine)) Bruce Jarchow (Doctor) Al Ruscio (Manager) Richard, gs: John Randolph (Frank Costanza (see NOTE)) Richard Portnow (Ray) Kathy Kinney (Angry Woman) Rick Overton (The Drake) Nancy Lenehan (Volunteer) Elizabeth Dennehy (Allison) Fritzi Burr (Maj-Jongg Lady #1) Norma Janis (Maj-Jongg Lady #2) Ina Parker (Maj-Jongg Lady #3) Marvin Braverman (Cop) David Blackwood, See all 179 posts Now we get the TV back! The Drake broke up. The Handicap Spot Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Handicap Spot script from this web site. After a woman is injured because of it, George becomes his Dad's butler while Kramer tries to help the woman. Read the full scritpt of The Handicap Spot. Jerry: He gave her all the gifts; he felt guilty. George invents a preposterous story about being cut off in traffic to explain the accident. Somebody gave her a used wheelchair with defective brakes. They are indignant that the former couple are not returning their expensive engagement presents to the givers, believing that this should be common courtesy when an engagement is broken. (To Elaine) Drake wants to know if we want to come out to Minneolis this afternoon, since we missed the partly last night, to maybe get something to eat? SEINFELD TV SHOW SCRIPT. Jerry: Hey, guess what? (Estelle opens the front door, two men walk in). Jerry: Oh, Drake's party, I forgot to buy a present. Originally Aired: Thursday, March 18, … I hate the Drake! And how about that store, delivering it tonight? Jerry, George, Elaine: Don't worry. George: Parking in a handicap spot. It's a doodle. [Witness: the lady Kramer gave a defective wheelchair to in "The Handicapped Spot"] Hoyt: So Mr. Costanza parked in a handicapped spot, and as a result you got in an accident, and your wheelchair was destroyed? Elaine: Hey, how are we gettin' to Scott Drake's party on Saturday night? Hey, have you gotten your present yet for the Drake? Woman: Some jerk parked in a handicap spot, so this woman in a wheelchair had to wheel up this incline, and half way up her batteries gave up, and she rolled backwards into the wall. "The Handicap Spot" is the 22nd episode of the fourth season and the 62nd overall episode of Seinfeld. Tell me, were you guys just blown away or what? [cut to Lola rolling down a hill trying to use her brakes that don't work, screaming]. George: Hi, we're from the United Volunteers, we've come to pick up the TV. (Kramer crashes into wheelchairs while trying to control his). Lady: That's right. Frank: (to George) You know, my insurance doesn't cover this? Like they have a motor on their ass. Kramer: (Looking at Jerry's doodle) That's a nice triangle... Kramer: Ooh, Isosceles. Kramer: Make sure we don't forget where the car's parked. What about the Drake? I'd like to stick around and get my hands on him myself, but I gotta take off. (Leaves for washroom). Frank forces him to become his butler as punishment, an idea taken from the pilot episode that George is writing with Jerry. Kramer falls in love with the injured woman. It'll help defray some of the cost of the wheelchair. If they could drive, they wouldn't be handicapped. Majongh ladies: This is the same situation! Hoyt: And then Mr. Kramer gave you a used wheelchair? Frank, maybe you ought to make him your butler! George (upset): I *told* you the Drake was bad! George: Do you have something a little more... less expensive? He's got the good spot in front of the good building in the good neighbourhood. You got a veggie burger, so I had to get the veggie burger, I'm allover crums... Jerry: No-one's gonna have a better gift than this big screen TV! Jerry? Jerry: The thing is, even if we go back by the car, and there's nobody there, how do we know they're not all hiding, waiting for us? Kramer: Said I'm not good looking enough for her. May not get out alive! Then the baby starts getting their presents. And then, when they all run into the other direction, we'll jump in the car! Kramer: Let's just take a bus back to the city. Jerry: Yeah, that's a good idea. Elaine: So listen, what are you gonna get him? Jerry: Yeah. We won't forget! The four plan to go an engagement so they go to buy the gift and George parks in a handicap spot because they thought it will only take them few minutes to get the gift. 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Jerry: (to a woman) Hey, what's going on? Want you to do something for me (scribbles something on a piece of paper). You can't believe your eyes, "It's too good to be true.A big, wide spot, and it's right by the entrance. Yeah! Taken her to St. Elizabeth's... Woman: I don't know. Seinfeld The Big Salad Jerry Seinfeld Table Draft Script 1994 Book Booklet. Right down a hill huh?Okay! However in some syndicated airings Randolph is still listed in the credits. Okay... Don't worry, I'm taking MY car! Nov 16, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Handicap Spot) 4", followed by 594 people on Pinterest. As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire. Elaine: Oh, Okay... well thanks a lot... sorry again about you and the Drake... George: How could anybody be so selfish and inconsiderate! Jerry: Oh, what's the difference, you don't go out that much. This is the first appearance of George's father Frank Costanza, played by John Randolph. Watch Top Video Clips for "Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot" at getyarn.io Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. The engagement is off, we get the TV back. At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. Thug! We're gonna miss the previews! You see, when you're single, you are the dictator of your own life. I'm on a roll. Frank: Yeah? An angry mob trashes his car. At that price? Do you see your face in there? Kramer: yeah... she says she doesn't wanna see me again. (the four of them approach George's car, which is smashed to pieces). George: Between the car getting totalled, the towing charge and the fine, there's no way I can ever pay him back... George: The woman we bought the wheelchair for? George: I hate this mall, there are never any spaces here... Kramer: Why don't you park in front of the hydrant? Once he gets it, he doesn't go out for weeks. I special-ordered that bench seat! I'm looking forward to meeting the Drakette! I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) You see it in the distance, there it is. George: What about these two? Jerry: Son's of bitches! George: She can't take it. {All four inside a delivery van outside the mall). Engagement present! That's business. And then when you pull up, wait- … Alight! We need a plan! We're just waiting here for the owner of this car to show up. Not a scratch on it, it was owned by some lady who only used it to go from the bathroom to the kitchen and to feed her cat. George: I like this area. $150.00 + shipping . They decide to buy a big-screen TV, but must drive George's father's car to be able to move it. When they return, they find an angry mob plotting to attack the vehicle's owner because a disabled woman, who had to park in a distant spot because of their illegal parking, has been injured in a wheelchair accident. How are we gonna get out of here? Jerry: I got it! "The Contest" is a must-see example of how far modern television can really go. The opening monologue is different! George: No, no, no. George: How are we gonna get out of here? The Drake: Oh yeah, yeah... it's fantastic... Jerry: I am gonna make good use of this! Mahjongh lady: So what are you doing now, Georgie? The group travels to a mall in Lynbrook to buy a big-screen television as an engagement gift for their friend "The Drake" (Rick Overton). Salesman: It helps to control the direction regardless of the operator's tremors or spasticity. Save your money for your trip with discount airport parking. Lady: Due to his tireless effort, he personally raised over $22,000. It aired on May 13, 1993. Elaine: Boy, I am really starting to dislike the Drake! Jerry, look at me, look at my face, huh, am I beautiful? Elaine: What a sale, huh? (The Drake is sobbing again, Elaine takes the remote control out the door then returns). George: Look at this. The whole thing is a total loss! For what? The production code for this episode (The Handicap Spot) is 420 while the production code for Seinfeld: The Junior Mint (1993) is 421, even though The Handicap Spot aired two weeks after The Junior Mint. And this is if the marriage works. Anybody can just get engaged and get presents and just keep them all. George. "Seinfeld" The Handicap Spot (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Discretely inquiring about the TV, they learn that The Drake let his ex-fiance have all the gifts, and she in turn donated them to charity. I was over there today. When friends of Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer get engaged, the four decide to go in on a large present for their engagement party. I can give the order to fall asleep on the sofa with the TV on in the middle of the day, no-one can overrule me! Jerry:Hey Alison! An angry mob trashes the vehicle when a disabled woman gets injured, because of the illegal parking. Jerry: Do you believe the deal we got on this? Kramer: Hey. Jerry: Don't worry, they'll make friends fast with that nice TV. "The Cigar Store Indian" is the 74th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Kramer: Well, the handicapped woman? Committees have to study the situation. Directed by Tom Cherones. Then they get married, you gonna have to get them something for that! The Drake (through his sobbing): Gagliano's... that's pretty good... Jerry: Yeah... Hey, Drake, what ever happens, I am sure it'll be for the best. Salesman: This is out best model. We'll find a space. 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Salesman: When I see someone enjoying themselves like that, it reminds me why I got into this business in the first place. Somehow, everybody missed it." They wanna be treated just like anybody else! Kramer: Alright, alright. Out of the question. As a result of the accusation, Frank's award is taken away from him. Season 4 gave us several more quintessential Seinfeld episodes, including "The Smelly Car," "The Airport" (another labyrinthine script about being trapped in a particular place), and perhaps the most notorious of all, "The Contest." I put Stephen Hawking in one of these two months ago, he's lovin' it! "The Wait Out" is the 133rd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. In the middle of receiving the award, he is arrested for George's parking in the handicap spot, as Frank is the registered owner of the vehicle. Elaine: What? Coming from an outing to a flea market in New Jersey, Elaine and George damage Jerry's car when George drives over a large pothole. Jerry: (as George picks up a broken piece of his car) You know, a lot of these scratches will buff right out... Frank: Eight years have I had this car. Why is it me who always has to do these things? Frank: A beautiful Mercury! Not good looking! Frank: George, forget about the shoes. Now think of the syndicated version. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Seinfeld - "The Soup Nazi" - Script! Kramer: Yeah, she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Kramer: Most of them don't even have batteries. Frank (picking up his shoes): I don't think you did such a good job on these... Frank: You're supposed to your face there! It's the same thing with the femenists. But when the check comes, where are they? (The Drake opens the door, the Drakette is sitting on the couch). George: He's right! 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